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Greyhound


I bought a greyhound the other day. I showed it to a friend who asked “What are you going to do with it?” “Race it,” I said. He looked at the hound and replied “From the look of it you’ll … Continue reading

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Pub Dog


There was once a dog who lived in a pub. For many years he would inhabit the bar during opening hours and was very popular with the clientèle. One day, however, inevitably, he died. But before burying him, the landlord … Continue reading

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Man’s Best Friend?


Q. How do you tell who is your best friend, your wife or your dog? A. Lock them both in a room then go and watch TV, read the paper, have a beer, etc. After an hour or two let … Continue reading

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