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Man in a Balloon


A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised an aquaintace I would meet him … Continue reading

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Coma


I was talking to an IT engineer the other day. He told me he’s given instructions that if he’s ever in a coma and connected to a life-support system they’re to switch off the machine… Then switch it back on … Continue reading

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Maintenance Reports Submitted by US Air Force Pilots


Here are some (allegedly) actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from maintenance crews. PROBLEM SOLUTION Left inside main tire almost needs replacement Almost replaced left inside main tire Test flight OK, except auto-land very … Continue reading

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