Tag Archives: Fairy Tales

Cinderella Re-interpreted


Cinderella and her stepmother and stepsisters are in a terribly dysfunctional and co-dependent relationship. To make matters worse, Cinderella is a classic ‘victim’, totally refusing to take responsibility for her own life as she drones on day in and day out, ‘Some … Continue reading

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Revamped Nursery Rhymes


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It’s Raining, It’s Pouring. Oh s**t, it’s Global Warming. Jack and Jill went … Continue reading

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The Three Bears


Once upon a time there were three bears: Daddy Bear, Mummy Bear and Baby Bear. One fine sunny summer morning Mummy Bear made porridge, served it into bowls and placed them upon the dining room table. But it was too … Continue reading

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