Tag Archives: Food & Drink

Top 10 Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe 2011

Just for the record. Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” Tim Vine: “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.” Hannibal Buress: “People … Continue reading

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King Wenceslas’ Pizza

Q. How does King Wenceslas like his pizza? A. Deep pan, crisp and even.

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Chicken or Rabbit?

The other day, I ate in a restaurant with my wife. She examined the menu and said “Shall I have the chicken or rabbit?” “Have the chicken” I said, ” I don’t think I can stand much more rabbit!” Seemed … Continue reading

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