Tag Archives: Irish

Drowning in Guinness


Did you hear about the Irishman who fell into a vat of Guinness? It took him an hour to drown. He might have died sooner, but he got out twice to go to the toilet. Advertisements

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Leprechauns


I was speaking to an Irishman the other day and I asked him about leprechauns: did he believe in them and do they exist? He thought for a moment and said”Well, yes and no. Yes, I believe in them and … Continue reading

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The Euro Crisis


A German, a Greek and an Irishman walk into a bar. The German pays.

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