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Chicken or Rabbit?


The other day, I ate in a restaurant with my wife. She examined the menu and said “Shall I have the chicken or rabbit?” “Have the chicken” I said, ” I don’t think I can stand much more rabbit!” Seemed … Continue reading

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Spa


This year, my wife said she wanted to visit a spa for her birthday. I went one better: I took her to a Waitrose! It took me ages to work out why she was so upset.

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Driven


My wife is a very driven person. She’s driven to the shops, driven to the supermarket, driven to the garden centre…

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