Tag Archives: Marriage

Marrying a Princess

A commoner was to marry a princess. Having no background in royal etiquette, however, he had to make regular visits to an adviser to learn how to conduct himself with his new circle of acquaintances. One day, they finally got … Continue reading

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An Honest Woman

The other day, my girlfriend demanded I make an honest woman of her. So I had her arrested and she’s now serving time in a correction centre!

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In the Closet

The other day, my wife found me rooting around in the back of the wardrobe. “What are you doing?” she asked. I told her straight: “Narnia business.”

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