Tag Archives: Pensioners

When Grandma Goes To Court


Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly, grandmotherly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, … Continue reading

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Senior Citizen Texting Codes


ATD At The Doctors BFF Best Friend Fell  BTW Bring The Wheelchair  BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth  FWIW Forgot Where I Was  GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low  GHA Got Heartburn Again  IMHAO Is My Hearing Aid On?  LMDO Laughing … Continue reading

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Signs you may be getting old


You need your glasses to find your glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You feel like you’ve seen it all and done it all, but can’t remember much about it. You get excited about a quiet night … Continue reading

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