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Blind Football


A coach driver was taking a group of blind people on a bank holiday outing. Presently they came to their destination, a spring fair, whereupon one of the group came up to the driver and asked if he could get … Continue reading

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The Drunken Driver


A police patrol car was parked outside a pub. After last orders the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the … Continue reading

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The Motorist


A man was driving one day when the police pulled him up. Aghast, he asked “What have I done officer?” “Nothing, sir,” replied the officer “but your wife fell out two miles back.” “Thank Gawd for that” said the man. … Continue reading

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