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Three Hefty Women


A man walks into a bar (classic opening line). He sits at the bar with his drink and presently notices three hefty women talking in an accent he can’t quite place, but he thinks is Scottish. After a while he … Continue reading

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Three Rabbits in a Bar


Three rabbits go into a bar, sit on the stools and call the barman over. The first says “Mix a gin and tonic.” The second says “Mix a whiskey and soda.” The third falls off of his stool and dies. … Continue reading

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I Love You


“I love you!” I said over a drink one evening. My female companion smiled sweetly and said “That’s nice, but are you sure it’s not just the beer talking?” I looked at her and said “Sorry, I was talking to … Continue reading

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