Tag Archives: Scottish

Three Hefty Women

A man walks into a bar (classic opening line). He sits at the bar with his drink and presently notices three hefty women talking in an accent he can’t quite place, but he thinks is Scottish. After a while he … Continue reading

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Some of Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2014

“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust” – Tim Vine. “I’ve written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set” – Masai Graham. “Always leave them wanting more, my … Continue reading

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Keeping the Sabbath

Did you hear about the Scotsman who would never work on the Sabbath? Nothing to do with religion: he was just too hung over from Saturday night.

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