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Software Engineers and Light Bulbs

Q. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It’s a hardware issue.

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So you thought you were a Computer Numpty

Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah…. Tech support: And what sort … Continue reading

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The 6 Stages of a Project

The 6 stages of any project: Enthusiasm Disillusionment Panic Search for the guilty Punishment of the innocent Reward of the non-participants

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